Following years of failure I've come to the alarming conclusion that as "talented" as I may be, I'm not a handyman. Somehow, my wife had forgotten who she was married to when she arrived home with three new lighting fixtures. Knowing my own weaknesses, I called in for back up in the form of my brother-in-law. A former electrician himself, he is your typical jack of all trades. To this day, I'm convinced that if Google ever went down, he could sub in and get you your answers almost as fast.